The Historyscoping Revolution: How You Can Help

The school system and academia have long failed us in providing comprehensive history education so we can learn where we and everybody and every thing came from before we take our place in the world. Instead, they take in billions only to produce legions of history ignoramuses who don't know the first thing, and are easily led by crooked politicians. It's time for a Historyscoping Revolution. But who will lead it? Somebody from that system, or a lone wolf thinker who thinks outside the box?

In this big big world, you know there must be one guy with overdeveloped frontal lobes and a mind like a lightning storm who's a total sponge of all historical knowledge, with an insatiable curiosity that is never satisfied, even with the vast resources of the Internet, and who can go broad as well as deep equally well. Add the mental discipline of an engineer and a broad mastery of computer, software and Internet technology that allows him to produce astounding Internet-based educational products at jet speed, did I mention I type fast and World's Greatest Computer Programmer, and that's me, the one and only original Historyscoper (tm), the man who knows more history than anybody who ever lived, ouch, I just touched my tush with my finger.

The multitude of so-called history experts out there who grew up and still cling to the nearly obsolete retro horse-and-buggy world of paper now all suffer from narrowness and academic inbreeding, making their output of little use to the person who wants to be like the Historyscoper and unlock the power of the Internet to get jets. Yes, it's nice to be the Sponge (tm), the man who knows more about human history than anybody who ever breathed, and it's tempting to keep my precious secrets all to myself, but lucky for you I'm old enough to be mellow and want to give it to the world and let all stand on my shoulders as we all stand on the shoulders of the Internet.

But you don't know diddly about history, and hated it in school? Too much hard reading and study, and you want to party? Yes, we're all born not knowing history, and if we don't do something serious we will die not knowing history. Ain't it sad living and dying and not having a clue where we came from, like an insect who makes a buzz and leaves a husk? Seriously, do you mean something, or is the world a giant madhouse with no rhyme or reason? Does history have an order, a plan, a goal? Wanna leave it to chance or try and find out? No, I don't mean go watch another Mel Gibson movie, that's why God gave you the power to read. Too bad, the current school system produces legions of history ignoramuses, whose skimpy knowledge of it is a mushy swamp of jell-o filled with more holes than a Swiss cheese. Did the school system teach you to hate history? Are you a product of that system, and feel cheated, a vacuum cleaner, a complete sucker, and suffer from despair, believing that you'll never change the situation no matter how many history books you read now because you have blown your main chance to get a good foundation to build from, so that it's like building a shack on sand that will blow away in the next good wind?

Never fear, wrap your mind around this, moi, T.L. Winslow (TLW), The Historyscoper (tm), master of the world's history back 6,000 years is the author of the revolutionary new 6-million-word Historyscope Series, AKA The Great Track of Time, allowing anybody with access to the Internet to systematically go from zero to a kickass vibrant comprehensive precision-calibrated working knowledge of world history without having to go back to college. Imagine history as your favorite subject. Available soon, after I find an agent and publisher, either of which are invited to check out the link below.

Google "historyscoper" and TLW is the only name that comes up right now, but one day TLW hopes there will be millions of historyscopers. A world full of historyscopers will be a safer world. No, I don't have a doctorate in Historyscoping, I invented the field, entirely outside academia. It used to be that only the powerful and privileged had comprehensive databases on history and huge staffs that allowed them to rule the masses while keeping them in the dark with secrecy, but now that the Internet hosts virtually every history text somewhere it's about how you can master it solo with the least effort, which is what Historyscoping is all about.

Forgetting about academia for now - one day my Historyscopers will storm them like the Bastille - it's too bad that the commercial publishing industry is so contracted now that there's a hundred locked doors to a new author even like moi with a world-changing property, the start of a new 21st century lifetime global education system, else it would be published by now in several formats and editions, and millions would be starting their historyscoping experience, transforming themselves into old old wise people like moi, which will take many years, hopefully they won't actually be that old when they graduate. Either way it's an educational journey that's long been considered impossible, but I make it possible - or will, when I get it all properly commercialized to reach the masses.

In the meantime I'm giving away a tiny percentage of my Master Historyscope on this free Web site in the form of Mini-Historyscopes, so if you're here wanting to know what I'm offering, it's a taste of the Pierian Spring. Having no money to spend on advertising, this site is at the bottom of the search engine rankings for now, so you're lucky to even be here - don't blow it. Yes, you will have to spend your time to scope history with little ole moi, but you're not getting any younger are ya, and the Grim Reaper is waiting whether you learned history or not, so write this down, you have to invest your time now because unlike money, time can't be replaced, ask history ignoramus Bill Gates who he'd rather be now, him or me, er, he or me, er, he or moi.

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